Lakers get Broke-backed

According to Phil Jackson, their was a little too much penatration in the Lakers game last night....A brokeback amount.

When Jackson was asked if too much penetration was leading to open outside shooters after the Spurs dropped 13 threes on the Lakers, Jackson replied,

"We call this a 'Brokeback Mountain' game, because there's so much penetration
and kickouts," Jackson said. "It was one of those games."

League spokesman Brian McIntyre said, "The remarks are in poor taste, and the Lakers have assured us such remarks will not occur in the future."

With the Lakers D, they might as well grab there ankles, because they are going to be getting Broke-backed all season long.

Thanks Kobe

The ugliest 45 point game ever

The NBA season kicked off last night on TNT featuring the Spurs against the Trailblazers and the Rockets against the Lakers. The Spurs won in typical fashion controlling most the game. The Laker game was somewhat more interesting with the underlying Kobe plot.

It may just be me, but Kobe seemed like he was frustrated, uninterested, and un-supporting, and despite all the statements he made that when its game time, he'll be ready to play, he wasn't. Kobe was 13-of-32 from the field and 18-of-27 from the line. Kobe also had 5 turnovers, tied for the most for opening day.

They need to finalize what is going to happen to Kobe soon on way or the other, or the Lakers season is going to turn out even worse than it is destined to be.

The Kobe Transcripts

I have been waiting to see the video that was supposed to be released later this week showing Kobe trashing the Lakers, but I found something just as good. The transcripts.

Here it is from Shout Fan:

“Andrew Bynum? What the f—?” Bryant says in disgust. “Are you kidding me? Andrew Bynum? F—ing ship his ass out. Are you kidding me? We’re talking about Jason Kidd. But they didn’t even want to do that. Now we’re here in this f—ed up position.”

The “Kobe Video Guys” then asked Bryant what he thought about Bynum’s potential. Bryant smiled and started to shake his head as if he was about to go on another tirade.

“You know what man? Let me tell you something. Mitch Kupchak had the nerve to ask me…”


The video ends there but the “Kobe Video Guys” say that Kobe goes on to say:

“How good do you think Andrew Bynum is going to be in 10 years? Are you f—ing kidding me? I’m trying to win this s— now.”

The full conversation with Kobe was supposedly 15 minutes long, too bad the video is only 24 seconds. When the video comes out we will post it immediately.

Wanted: Good Set of Testicles -Kobe Bryant

Kobe needs to shut and play. Apparently another instance has been filmed of Kobe Bryant trashing the Lakers and teammates. The video that will supposedly be released at the end of the week and depict Kobe criticizing the team’s management and the Lakers center Andrew Bynum.

Here's a teaser I found


Seriously Kobe needs to nut up. KG has been in the abyss of Minnesota his entire career and you don't see him wining. Next Jordan my ass.

Grow a pair.