How people end up with tattoos of Pat Patriot showing cleavage

How people end up with tattoos of Pat Patriot showing cleavage
A conversation between Patriots fans, circa January 2008:

Patriots Fan 1: GIVE ME A PATRIOTS TATTOO!
Patriots Fan 2: Who, me? I don't think that's a good idea.
Patriots Fan 1: I DON'T CARE! I NEED A PATRIOTS TATTOO!� WOOOOO!!!
Patriots Fan 2: Dude, I can't draw.
Patriots Fan 1: I DON'T CARE!
Patriots Fan 2: Seriously, man. I'm blind in my left eye. You don't want me to do this.
Patriots Fan 1: I TRUST YOU, BRO! I NEED THIS TAT BEFORE WE GO 19-0!
Patriots Fan 2: Man, I've also been tripping on acid for about 48 hours straight, and I just drank a gallon of Mad Dog 20/20 and kerosene.
Patriots Fan 1: SO?
Patriots Fan 2: And let's not forget that Parkinson's disease that makes my hand constantly shake.
Patriots Fan 1: JUST GIVE ME A PATRIOTS TATTOO, NOW! I'VE GOT THE TATTOO GUN RIGHT HERE! WOOO!!! GO PATS!!!
Patriots Fan 2: Alright, fine. But this is going to be f'd up, man.
Patriots Fan 1: DO THE BEST YOU CAN! I LOVE TOM BRADY! WOOO!!!!
Patriots Fan 2: Here goes.
Patriots Fan 1: SWEET!
Patriots Fan 2: Do you mind if I give Pat Patriot a major skin infection on his right leg?
Patriots Fan 1: PAT'S TOUGH ENOUGH TO PLAY THROUGH THE PAIN!

And... voila:



(Hugging Harold Reynolds, via Photobucket)