Saturday, June 16, 2007

Michael Vick investigated by Feds

Read between the lines here boys and girls, Michael Vick is F#cked.

"Using powerful laws that were enacted only a month ago (a bill known as HR 137), agents of the U.S. Department of Agriculture are determining whether Vick and others should be prosecuted for promoting and sponsoring dogfights. The new federal law makes it a felony to organize a dogfight. A subdivision of the Agriculture Department is pursuing similar cases elsewhere with considerable support from humane societies and local police departments. The Vick investigation is one of many across the U.S." -- ESPN

Ron Mexico is no longer cutting deals with a backwoods sherriff and prosecutor, he's done pissed on the United States Department of Agriculture who are going to treat him like their very own Osama bin Ladin. He's going to become their holy grail in the quest against the evils of dogfighting, which just happens to be the one thing that the current administration, the Humane Society and Pita agree on. That's right, Pamela Anderson is going to hate Michael Vick.

2 comments:

Kasey Loessberg said...

Michael Vick better lead his team to a Super Bowl this year (which won't happpen), or Atlanta is going to trade him to Siberia. Money can't buy class, can it?

KicKnWinG 2 said...

Of coarse money can buy class.

-Paris Hilton