Suspended Bengals receiver Chris Henry failed a court-ordered drug test and will have to serve 88 days in jail, a prosecutor said Monday.
Kenton County (Kentucky) Attorney Garry Edmondson said that Henry tested positive for opiates and he will be forced to serve jail time.
Wow, that didn't take long. Opiates? Well, that pretty much narrows it down to morphine, codeine, thebaine, or Papaverine. Nice. And here I thought pro football players only smoked the ganja.
Way to go Chris, have a nice life.